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The God Vote

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The God Vote follows public relations expert Tim Bloom as he helps his most difficult client yet, God, win an election and save the world. A satirical fantasy story that draws inspiration from Terry Pratchett, falls well short of Douglas Adams, and plagiarises The Bible for a tale of Trumpian politics and world ending drama. 

Tim Bloom is a miserable PR expert suffering a crisis of conscience when a mysterious stranger enters his life and thrusts him into a universe of religion, ethics, morality, and what it means to be human. Tim finds himself running the campaign of his life against a famous business and reality TV mogul who hides a secret and will say and do anything to secure an election win. Tim and God embark on a worldwide adventure to prevent the enslavement of the human race while a hidden enemy works in secret to stop the election completely and take control of Earth. 

Join God and Tim on a journey of biblical proportions as they campaign hard to save the world.All Rights Reserved

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THE DANCING GIRL

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