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Falkor the Carrot lord

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" Falkor the Carrot lord by Marie Fisher begins with private detective Kathleen Stone out for a jog on a foggy morning along the Hudson River. Her destination is Jeffrey's Hook Light, a place to clear her head because it brings back fond memories of her childhood bedroom, decorated in a The Little Red Lighthouse and the Great Gray Bridge theme. What wouldn't have shown up in her little girl room is the dead body that she sees lying on the widow's walk of the lighthouse."
"the budding romance between Kevin and Fanny is Fascinating how they love each other." says Famous Author Prijangu Chan.All Rights Reserved

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