Both me and you never thought we'd fuck a spider, but here we are. Heh.. I know why you're here. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) All in all, I do not own Hazbin Hotel or any of its characters! I just absolutely love the show and it's storyline. Due to a friend who wanted me to create this; I thought: Why the HelL not. **Rated mature for strong language and heavy sexual themes.**