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If you read this you will laugh your @$$ of, I swear. No regrets! I'm having fun making these! And you'll have fun reading them, actual texts that I made. Please don't judge  😂😂😂All Rights Reserved

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Y'know that one girl who's they called the pack slut. That's me, Arielle WaterCrest. I'm actually a virgin I just flirt with boys, to get his attention.The only boy I ever cared about since I was a child, he was my one and only true love. He is the Beta. Most girls want the Alpha, but I want the Beta. It surprised me when on my seventeen birthday he's my mate. Too bad, the Alpha wants me and always had a plan to claim me on my birthday, he never bothered to tell his bestfriend, the Beta. My life just got, fucked up.

Mayonnaise x Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs by ceravehcb

This is a little romance for my two lovely straight male friends. Okay maybe minus the romance at this point... We try to be extremely interactive with comments! Unless you're a bot advertising some scam Insta. All characters do exist in real life (but are heavily altered for funsies and anonymity). Any scenarios or stories featured, however, are about 84.26015379% made up (but this description is a clean 100% untrustworthy!!) Each chapter basically consists of excessive swearing and way too many random events, but trust me when I say it's not THAT bad. You'll survive, hopefully.

I write and make up stories for each chapters. Some stories hasn't been finished. Don't copy other people's work. Want to use my stories please credit. No, you should credit, have to. Covers made by me and Wattpad cover app.

Group Chat {h.s} (messages sequel) by bettsywrites

Me: seriously Harold Harold: what! Me: a group chat with the rest of the boys Harold: but they want to talk to my future wife _________________________________ me: why did you add me in the group chat me: texting you alone was enough unknown number: when you said she was fiesty you got that right harold harry: i know me: excuse me but who are you unknown number: louis me: as in tomlinson? harry: i thought you would know all of us by now me: i do know.......im just making sure {book 2}

Hurry up and read this bc I'm deleting it soon I have gotten permission to rewrite this so it's okay happy reading ig

High school is a rough place, so I figured that to help myself cope, I'd write all my troubles down. WARNING, BOOK MAY CONTAIN -Swearing -Lots of sarcasm -Awkward moments -and lots of ranting *COMPLETE*

The Vampire Diaries and The Originals chatroom by tallyvally

title explains all!!!! Enjoy! so rn I have no ideas feel free to message for any preferences ect. and I will write them......thx! :-)

I held my breath as I hit send. My heart was pounding in my chest and my hands were slightly shaking. 'wow you are hella cute' she replied after a solid 30 seconds of silence. I let out the breath I was holding in relief. She thinks he's cute, good. I saved a few more pictures of the random guy I had found under my twitter followers, making sure to follow him back in case I needed more of his pictures later. I then hit the back button and went back onto my profile. My eyes landed on my own picture and I froze. I, Harry Styles, just catfished someone... I'm a fucking catfish. credit for the cover goes to @sugarbabeniall thanks boo #13 in catfish 5/17/18

Welcome to chatroom.com! Please wait while we pair you up with a partner. texting format

***Mature content read at own risk*** Wedding ring, proposal, what's next kids? Yes you got it, 2 of 'em.

She's With The Beta

Y'know that one girl who's they called the pack slut. That's me, Arielle WaterCrest. I'm actually a virgin I just flirt with boys, to get his attention.The only boy I ever cared about since I was a child, he was my one and only true love. He is the Beta. Most girls want the Alpha, but I want the Beta. It surprised me when on my seventeen birthday he's my mate. Too bad, the Alpha wants me and always had a plan to claim me on my birthday, he never bothered to tell his bestfriend, the Beta. My life just got, fucked up.

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