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Oxymorons (not of a bovine nature or moronic)

sweet_child_why03

LECTURES 80
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Parties 41
Durée 39m

LECTURES 80
Votes 0
Parties 41
Durée 39m

sweet_child_why03

blm humor lgbt smashthestereotypes transrightsmatter

Character Descriptions
A guy who gives great relationship advice despite never having been in a relationship.
A really dark, gothic girl who is actually really perky and is asexual aromantic.
A girl who dresses really revealingly and is actually quite polite and is a lesbian.
A gay guy who is the quarterback on the football team
A theatre nerd who is secretly trans and smiles whenever the bullies call her a girl.
A super popular dude who secretly loves musicals.
A quiet girl who is hardcore into rock-and-roll.
A gay boy with no fashion sense whatsoever and is horrible at performing.
A badass rocker girl who actually has anxiety and rock music helps her
A non-binary person who is pan and is actually quite frigid and cold.
An asexual panromantic nb with a crush on the goth girl.Tous Droits Réservés

blm humor lgbt smashthestereotypes transrightsmatter

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You All Over Me [BxB], écrit par chroniclesoftatiana

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Bad Boy Knows My Secret (BxB), écrit par OliverDunham

Jesse's life turns upside down once the football player from his school finds out he's gay. Because of that he has to obey to jock's every command or else his secret will be revealed to everyone. Jesse already had a hard enough life because of his alcoholic father and insensitive mother and this made things even more complicated. Not to mention the fact that he was living in a pretty homophobic environment and for his own safety he had to hide his true identity. Will Jesse be able to overcome this challenge? You'll have to read more to find out. *DISCLAIMER - Story contains themes that some readers may consider disturbing such as suicide, homophobia, violence and more. If you're easily triggered by the things mentioned above this content may not be right for you. Ps. This is a first draft of the book. You can find the polished version of this story here by a different title (Melancholic.) It is also uploaded on DREAME and Inkitt. I'd recommend checking that out because it has less errors, a few changes and some added scenes.

Want You (BoyxBoy), écrit par Heather_gO

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CARNIVORE [MxM+], écrit par redeyesofg59

{MxMxMxM} "I'm everything I can't be, and I hate it. But I can't do anything about the situation I'm in, so I'll have to deal with it. " .... Tycho Black was struggling with a few things in his life with no one to save him but himself. He didn't really care though, considering it was easy to block out unwanted things. Whether it was thoughts, physical or emotional pain, or anything else- at the end of the day none of it mattered to him. He didn't care that he could possibly feel some sick attraction to men, even though he had never felt attraction before. He didn't care about going home and being met with nothing but fear. And he certainly didn't care about Alexei Abbots or the other older and mysterious men Alexei was associated with. Alexei in particular, though, was just a little weasel that wouldn't leave his mind. He thought he could block him out like every other person, like every other male that made him think in such a bad way. But somehow, for the first time, he couldn't force himself to forget the expression on the boy's face when his fist collided roughly with his jaw. ~ Alexei Abbots was happy. Really, really happy. He was open, free, and accepted by the two best women he had ever met who completely turned his life around. Not only was he welcomed with open arms by his two mothers, but he was also met with the arms of two men he had a mutual fondness for: Riley Worthright and Xavier Mendoza. He was on top of the world, and his not-so-gentle past wouldn't change that. Neither would Tycho Black, the aggressive bully on campus who seemed to get off on being a homophobic a-hole.

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Love Is Love (Discontinued), écrit par Mephiles_Tennessee

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The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me, écrit par YYeung128

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You All Over Me [BxB]

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