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I Solemnly Swear That I'm Up To No Good

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It’s 3:23 in the morning.

I’m sitting in my bed with a large jar of melted marshmallows.

Ryder’s suppose to be here in ten minutes with a large jar of melted chocolate.

How he came up with this prank, the world may never know.

Why I agreed to help him, the world may never know.

Ryder Sweet and Gabi Gomer have never gotten along, ever since they were kids. Because Gabi's house is infested with bugs, she's forced to spend three solid weeks with her enemy. From peanut butter beds to cars full of water balloons, who knows what these two are capable of.All Rights Reserved

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Enemies Forever | ✓ by dazzlingmeteors

❝ from one simple, harmless prank to one huge problem, confused feelings and family drama, how can you handle it? ❞ *** The Peterson and Arrington families were enemies and had hated each other for generations. No one knew why. The Peterson's and the Arrington's youngest descendants, Christian Peterson and Hailey Arrington, had ended up carrying their families' feelings towards each other; eventually ending up pulling pranks and hated on each other since grade school. What could happen if Christian and Hailey push aside their families' influences and pretend to fake date in order to find out why their families hate each other? → story by ariella everhart → picture from pinterest [ warnings: lots of grammar mistakes and plot holes. this story is highly u n e d i t e d , so please refrain the hate comments. i wrote this when i was new to writing. thank you in advance. :) ]

The Babysitters by shhhhhhreya

A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY #1 IN HUMOR "SATAN!" Gabby grinned, out of the blue. "Dude, why on earth will you find us a ship name? That too SATAN?" I complained, while Jenny slapped her forehead. * Rebellious, fierce, and outspoken. Samantha Harris is everything you could ask for in a girl. There is nothing stereotypical about her. First benches are not her thing, the last time she topped her exams was years back in her dreams, and she is definitely not a queen-bee. Outcast is what describes her the best. Warning : Do not cuss in front of her. She hates it with a passion. Now meet Trystan Ryder. Suave, charming, narcissistic, flirty - he is everything Samantha hates in a boy. Social rader begins with him. With a smile that can kill a million, he exactly knows how to win hearts. Warning : He cusses a lot. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you are interlocked with a person you just cannot tolerate to do a job? And not just any job, but a babysitting one, to be specific? A lot of chaos, right? That's what happens when Samantha and Trystan are compiled to babysit a three month old. Spending four hours together they do a lot of things - almost burn the owners kitchen, stalk his girlfriends, and lose the baby in WalMart. Wait? Did you expect something more romantic? Well, there is a reason their ship name is SATAN.

Judgmental Morons by sum-random-martian

People can be such judgmental morons sometimes. I mean, really. Just because I have straight dark hair, puffy cheeks, brown eyes and huge glasses, doesn't make me some goody-two-shoes innocent nerd. I have so much more to me than my grades and oh-so-sweet looks. It's just super sad that people don't ever pause to think before making assumptions about you that are completely wrong more often than not. It's so infuriating!! Megan Riley is no stranger to the phrase "Looks can be deceiving". But when her friends and she plan a prank on "badboys" that goes awry, Meg finds herself making presumptions about alleged badboy Alex Richards, and the truth leaves her shocked. Join Megan and her friends as they discover secrets about each other and themselves, in a story full of laughter, love, and...you guessed it, judgmental morons!

Don't Call Me Baby by rveleva

Jordy feels like she has met the love of her life and everything is almost as if taken out of a fairytale, especially after Archer Finn confronts her about his own feelings for her. The only obstacle for a beautiful relationship to bloom is the fact that Jordy has to leave for university in exactly seven days. Oh, and the fact that Archer is notorious for his player tendencies and cannot be trusted. Can she wear her heart on her sleeve even if it's only for a week? ----- "You've had sex in a car, haven't you?" "I've had sex pretty much everywhere, baby." "Ew, gross." "Why do you think so? Actually doing it in the park isn't-" "I wasn't talking about this, I just really hate pet names. I cringe so hard every time a couple overuses a certain word, thinking it's romantic. It's not! Why is this even a thing?" "Wow, I never thought someone could be this cute while pulling a mom rant." "Shut up." I scrunch up my nose as if I'm offended but my cheeks redden nonetheless. "Okay, baby." ----- PG13: curse words, sexual jokes and innuendos, descriptive kissing scenes This book is planned to be short, sweet and easy to read! I dedicate it to all of my hopeless romantics out there :)

Roommates (Maxley) by Wink_Wonk_Wank_Wenk

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Being A Bad Girl by JudeeAngela

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Not Interested ✔️ unedited by Icytunes

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Enemies Forever | ✓ cover

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Being A Bad Girl cover

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Enemies Forever | ✓

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