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I Solemnly Swear That I'm Up To No Good

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It’s 3:23 in the morning.

I’m sitting in my bed with a large jar of melted marshmallows.

Ryder’s suppose to be here in ten minutes with a large jar of melted chocolate.

How he came up with this prank, the world may never know.

Why I agreed to help him, the world may never know.

Ryder Sweet and Gabi Gomer have never gotten along, ever since they were kids. Because Gabi's house is infested with bugs, she's forced to spend three solid weeks with her enemy. From peanut butter beds to cars full of water balloons, who knows what these two are capable of.All Rights Reserved

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The Best Friends by anasteroid

We got our water balloons and aimed at her. Some of the nerds she tormented looked at us and I swear one of them said "Get her". And with those, maybe real maybe not words, we shot at her. Do you ever dream of living with your best friends? Well Ana did not until her parents had to move to another country due to businesses. She now has to stay with her two best friends. How will they get along? Will they get sick of each other? What about when school starts? They will have to fight against the schools mean girl and her followers.

The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me by YYeung128

A parody... except it slowly gets less satirical as I get way too attached to the characters and turn the story into a shipping-fest ~~~~ "Why are you doing this?" I whispered. He slammed me against another locker. I could see anger, sadness, envy, happiness and lust in his teal green orbs. "Because you're mine." He smirked, gnashing his teeth against mine. ~~~~ Brynn Winters is a 17 year old good girl. She is sweeter than sugar. She is also sarcastic and quirky and innocent and naive and snarky and is a bookworm and not like other girls. She also has trauma to (barely) compensate for her lack of personality. She believes in love but she has never experienced any, until she met him. Ryder Daniels is a 18 year old bad boy. He is sweeter than sin. He is dark and mysterious and plays football (not shown in book). He smokes and drinks beer. He is a ladies' man and a player. He has walls around his heart and some dark secrets that is definitely not spoiled in the title. He does not believe in love. Brynn and Ryder are opposites. So what happens when they meet? He is not who she thinks he is. Will it end in disaster? Or will it end in love? Will it end in flames? Or will it end in a different kind of flame? As disasters come their way, will they choose love or not love? Will their secrets drive them apart? Or will they trust in each other? Join them on their journey of love. There will be love, annoying sluts, conversations that doesn't pass the Bechdel test, cliche tropes, glaring plot holes, subtly glaring plot holes, socialism, orbs, humor, secondhand embarrassment and the tiniest hints of homoeroticism. ~~~~ Reviews (aka criticisms that I'm too lazy to correct): "From a horribly done parody to horribly done leftist propaganda." "Brynn and Ryder are the most frustrating couple I've ever read." "Where humor" "You can't use parody as an excuse for bad writing, you know."

The Babysitters by shhhhhhreya

A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY #1 IN HUMOR "SATAN!" Gabby grinned, out of the blue. "Dude, why on earth will you find us a ship name? That too SATAN?" I complained, while Jenny slapped her forehead. * Rebellious, fierce, and outspoken. Samantha Harris is everything you could ask for in a girl. There is nothing stereotypical about her. First benches are not her thing, the last time she topped her exams was years back in her dreams, and she is definitely not a queen-bee. Outcast is what describes her the best. Warning : Do not cuss in front of her. She hates it with a passion. Now meet Trystan Ryder. Suave, charming, narcissistic, flirty - he is everything Samantha hates in a boy. Social rader begins with him. With a smile that can kill a million, he exactly knows how to win hearts. Warning : He cusses a lot. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you are interlocked with a person you just cannot tolerate to do a job? And not just any job, but a babysitting one, to be specific? A lot of chaos, right? That's what happens when Samantha and Trystan are compiled to babysit a three month old. Spending four hours together they do a lot of things - almost burn the owners kitchen, stalk his girlfriends, and lose the baby in WalMart. Wait? Did you expect something more romantic? Well, there is a reason their ship name is SATAN.

Judgmental Morons by sum-random-martian

People can be such judgmental morons sometimes. I mean, really. Just because I have straight dark hair, puffy cheeks, brown eyes and huge glasses, doesn't make me some goody-two-shoes innocent nerd. I have so much more to me than my grades and oh-so-sweet looks. It's just super sad that people don't ever pause to think before making assumptions about you that are completely wrong more often than not. It's so infuriating!! Megan Riley is no stranger to the phrase "Looks can be deceiving". But when her friends and she plan a prank on "badboys" that goes awry, Meg finds herself making presumptions about alleged badboy Alex Richards, and the truth leaves her shocked. Join Megan and her friends as they discover secrets about each other and themselves, in a story full of laughter, love, and...you guessed it, judgmental morons!

Not Interested ✔️ unedited by Icytunes

I wrote this when I was 13 and didn't have any writing skills, so you've been warned. Again this book is NOT EDITED ---------------------------------------------------- Anabelle Carter was a girl with a plan and did not want ANYONE to mess it up. She walked with her head high and gave a smack to those who gave her an attitude, even though she had one herself. Ryder Dakota was your typically bad boy next-door, I mean he was everything girls wanted at school and everything Annabelle wanted to stay away from. When their paths collide, who knows what kind of a mess it will make.

Pranking The Bad Boy by emilishepard

"What the hell?! Kennedy!" I watch as Ryder turns around furiously and strides towards me. Oh oh. Maybe I took it too far... "What's wrong with you?! Did you really have to cover my car in pink sticky notes?!" He steps towards me and I take a step back. He steps forward again and I step back until I'm up against the wall. "Well if you would have left me alone when I told you to, I wouldn't have had to do it," I fire back. He chuckles. "You don't know what you just got yourself into." "What do you mea--" I get cut off by his lips on mine. I freeze. What was happening? And why did it feel so good? Ryder grabs my waist and pulls me closer to him. I wrap my arms around his neck and tangle my fingers in his hair. He bites down on my bottom lip softly. As I was about to part my lips, he pulls away. "Better watch your back," he says. He smirks at me and then turns around to leave. What just happened? ____________________ Kennedy is not like most girls. Instead of getting her nails done and gossiping, she would rather ride her motorcycle or dive jump. She didn't have any friends back at her old school, but will that change when she attends a new one? She meets the bad boy of the school, Ryder. One harmless prank of pouring some pudding over his head starts a whole other war. They prank each other and start to realise that they might have feelings for the other person and the other person might have feelings for them. Will they use that knowledge to their advantage? __________________ Highest rank: #8- teen fiction 12/29/16 Thank you to MySecretDiary for the amazing cover!!

The Nerd Who Rules The School by Crazy_Fangirl2524

"Who do you think you are? You are just some nerd." He sneered at me, looking down at me like he already owned this place. I chuckled at his ignorance, "Honey, I'm the nerd who rules the school." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know those cliché stories where it is either 'player and nerd', 'bad boy and nerd', 'bad girl and nerd', 'bad girl and bad boy' etc. What do all those have in common? Well, there's always a nerd that's weak and bullied. That's either the damsel in distress or she suddenly turns badass. But sorry to say, my story is completely different. People fear me, no one dares to bully me, even the cheerleaders and our school's star quarterback bow down to me. Oh you think I'm the 'bad girl'? Sorry, but I'm the nerd who rules the school. Cover credits to the incredible and awesome @hardcore_fangurl

The Bad Boys Badass by Marie_Vanderpoel

"Sorry Mr. Diper." I try saying with a straight face. "It's Mr. Piper, Kristen how many times do I have to tell you?" I pretend to think hard. "How many times have I came to pay you a visit?" "Too many Kristen, and your not paying me a visit your in trouble." "Well I don't think I'm in trouble, I got up and told everyone at the table to not touch my food." He sighed. "So when Kayden touched my food after I said no, he had to be punished." "Kristen, you don't punch someone for touching your food." He said with an annoyed tone. ____________________________________ Meet Kristen Peck, total badass, plays basketball and loves her food. Has no parents, left when she was young and only lives with her older brother Chance. Meet Logan King, the bad boy of the school, plays football the captain of the team actually, parents are rich and has two other siblings and is the oldest. What happens when Logan returns to high school and right when he walks into the cafeteria, a punch is thrown towards, what looks to be a guy who was joking around. But what happens when he looks to see who threw the punch, what happens when he sees that it was in fact Kristen. Find out, and follow these two through ups and downs. DISCLAIMER- The description does not really match the story but does at the same time. (If that makes sense) ____________________________________

Walking a fine line✔️ by SouthernAlps

[COMPLETED] "Why people would ever choose to sleep with someone as vexatious as you is beyond my imagination," I scoffed. "Careful." He smirked. "Its a fine line between love and hate." ~~~ When Rory Cooper takes part in the inter-school championship she thinks nothing more of it than a fun, school competition. Insufferable hot guys and prank wars only happen in books, right? Wrong. One chemistry disaster later, Rory has accidentally attracted the attention of Griffin Carter, the star athlete of rival school, Beckfall High, who's a known player on and off the field. ~~~ The shy nerd and the cocky athlete, a tale told many times over. Yet what happens when the nerd isn't so shy, and the athlete has a brain?

Innocence Taken by the Alpha (Complete!) by original_allie

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The Best Friends cover

The Billionaire Mafia Boss Alpha Bad Boy and Me cover

The Babysitters cover

Judgmental Morons cover

Not Interested ✔️ unedited cover

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The Nerd Who Rules The School cover

The Bad Boys Badass cover

Walking a fine line✔️ cover

Innocence Taken by the Alpha (Complete!) cover

The Best Friends

We got our water balloons and aimed at her. Some of the nerds she tormented looked at us and I swear one of them said "Get her". And with those, maybe real maybe not words, we shot at her. Do you ever dream of living with your best friends? Well Ana did not until her parents had to move to another country due to businesses. She now has to stay with her two best friends. How will they get along? Will they get sick of each other? What about when school starts? They will have to fight against the schools mean girl and her followers.