Stimulation: A Peter Parker fanfic

"Are you sure?"
"THE TEST SAYS SO!"
"The test could be wrong, you know."
"HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS?"
"I don't know man, i'm just hungry so if you have anything to eat that would be grrreat."

Hey, I'm Valerie. What would you recommend doing when you have a bad life? I mean i think i have tried everything, from being captured, dancing, singing, taking "medicine", to hanging out with superheroes.

Some people think "love" is the answer to everything. I think the fuck not. (ignore my cussing, or not, whatever.)

So I decide to run away, "start a new life" and all that shit, when my mother dearest decides to flip my life upside down, chuck it in a blender with dumpster juice and sardines, and blend it at high speed.

Totally normal stuff for a normal girl like me.

And then i go on to meet my dad, see my old buddy again, fight an evil villan, and all that jazz.

Normal.

P.S, the Avengers are not what they seem.

(this book is going contain characters from other books as well so hang around)
angst? probably.
funny? probably.
hotel? trivago.