DEAR SANTA (Please get fired)
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Dear Santa Claus,
It has come to my attention that you are being an irresponsible Claus. Your father, and his father, have been helpful throughout the year, not just on Christmas night. Santa, I'm afraid you may be fired by the end of the week if complaints keep coming and you don't do anything to remedy this problem.
L Craig
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