The Blackwyrm Chronicles #1: A Misadventure like no other...
"If you've decided reading this journal was a good idea, you're either incredibly brave or you must be riding the short carriage right now."
Greetings! You are holding my journal, dear reader. Be warned: I really couldn't give a shit, but some dumbass celestial being told me to put a warning in this forward to make the reader aware of the fact that the stories in this journal are "crude" and "screwed up." Ha! I really don't care! This is my story, so I do what I want! Anyway, prepare yourself for the mindfuckery that is my journal. The name's Helix, Helix Maestro Blackwyrm. I'm not your average, everyday peasant-err, person. I'm anything but average-I'm special, in every single way, and I have special friends that make my life both interesting and really difficult at the same. (Cause isn't that what friends are for?)
Together, we go through a series of strange, hilarious, and downright outrageous events. Whether we're dealing with a group of irritating bandits, trying to appease an angry dragoness before I become her next meal, or punching in the face of a demon lord, This book is not your usual story of knights and dragons- it's soo much more than that, my dear reader.
Prep yourself for the madness that is...
THE BLACKWYRM CHRONICLES
Yours truly,
-H
(Special Note: This cover was drawn by my friend Miranda Mayes. I want to give credit where credit's due since she did such an awesome job.)
