I have a notebook on my Google Drive that whenever I have an epiphany of something that I need to write down I...well...I write it down. Or type. But this is just the best of those that I thought didn't suck as much as the others.
It also has a lot of song lyrics, because I don't have enough talent to make a legitimate song, so it will stay as little fractions of what could be.
Warning- Just like my humor, they are kind of self-deprecating.
Another Warning- These are pretty bad, and I wouldn't quite recommend reading them.