The Diary Of A Not So Smart Kid

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04/09/1940 
Dear Diary 
Today was a great day. Perhaps it's the best day I ever had. So first I woke up and saw everyone gathering around the torn sail debating what to do. I, the genius that I am, obviously had the best idea and told them to leave it there. But they just gave me a cold stare and told me to get lost. I mean how rude is that!

Anyways, I left them alone and went back to my cabin which I now share with the baby octopus with more than eight tentacles. I found him on the deck near the sail. Oh, diary, he makes such a cute pet, although he tried to eat my hand a few times, I would never trade him. Not for anything in the world.

After I left the baby octopus whom I named Bob the Tearer, I went back onto the deck and saw a giant Kraken eating our captain. I mean I was so excited. I was never told we would be participating in a cosplay. Everyone was all soooooo good at acting and the blood looked sooo real. Oh and the Kraken, it was sooooooooooooo realistic. I mean I have never seen anything like. Although when I think about it. It looks rather similar to Bob. I wonder why?

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