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The Hairy Porter and the Bed Chamber of Secrets

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Reads 37,176
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Parts 15
Time 1h 16m

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Warning - contains swearing , mild sexual references and loud music. This is NOT a Harry Potter fanfiction or "Pottica Erotica"

A hotel porter hears strange noises coming from the top floor in room 704. All the while Metal musicians are losing the ability to sing their own songs since the death of Metallica.  Are the two strange events linked?All Rights Reserved

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