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Żart stulecia.

YasmineVanTassel

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Reads 170
Votes 18
Parts 3
Time 24m

YasmineVanTassel

Oto ja. Baba przed pięćdziesiątką, przeciętna, przynajmniej z wyglądu, maniaczka gier online. Autorka dwóch marsowych blogów.
Ten jest trzeci. Pisany z perspektywy mnie samej, więc trochę się o mnie dowiecie.
To opowieść wyssana z... O tym, jak pod wpływem nerwów piszę do Leto głupkowatego tweeta, i o tym, jakie poniosę tego konsekwencje.
Aha, tweeta naprawdę wysłałam :)All Rights Reserved

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