So... I came up with this at 3 am in the morning and then wrote a rough draft in math class while my friend judged me. This whole thing is pretty much what is on my mind literally every fucking day and I was like "Let's try something", so I wrote this. This is pretty shitty and has some stupid jokes in it. Nothing is meant to offend people. This is sUpEr shitty, but I hope you get something out of reading this. ALSO, LANGUAGE WARNING. -TheSnicSnacIsBac