zooeymama; a jacob fanfic
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"when I fell I smelt his weewee."
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it all started when Myliey fell down at school because Jacob tripped her. she fell and smelt his pene. it smelt like fish and trash juice. her favs. she kinda puked tho. he was kinda confused. just a pit tho. sorry, not sorry jackub!
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