As the title says, this is a shipping fic involving Craig, Tweek, and Kenny from South Park. Most of the town's youth are attending a party at Token's house, where Kenny and Tweek end up making a bet to see who can win Craig's affections first. Who will win the love of the stoic noirette, and who will be left wanting? Read to find out. (This fic was originally supposed to be for Halloween, but it ended up being late because I have no motivation. I apologize for that; I should have done a better job of it.) Note: This fic does not contain outright smut, but there is some suggestive content, underage drinking (which I do not condone), and adult language. All characters involved are 18. I do not own the characters used in this fic. South Park and all its characters belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The cover art is not mine; I am unable to find the original artist, but their watermark is in the bottom right corner of the image.