[❝ SOPE ❞] The Ultra Chances For a Lapidot Comedy. - ϢȺℒƘƐℝ. - Wattpad

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[❝ SOPE ❞] The Ultra Chances For a Lapidot Comedy.

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adolescente comedia comedy humor lapidot lapisxperidot loquesea ship stevenuniverse su whatever yotrasmierdas

(( Escrito originalmente en la cuenta de @Gentleman- ))

Solo porque el ship esta bien padre y parece que no muere, esta historia esta viva para satisfacer el paladar de los amantes de la comedia barata y completamente simple. Por favor, no pedir escenas de sexo que para eso ya tengo otra historia... No aquí, en algún otro lado.

Pondría el nombre de la persona a la que va dedicado pero no le hablo desde hace años así que me da pena. XOXOAll Rights Reserved

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Este es un 1Shot Prras! >:V
Wed, Nov 21, 2018

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Este es un 1Shot Prras! >:V
Wed, Nov 21, 2018

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