Hello! This is a book I wrote in late 2013-2014. Back then, I thought this was an amazing, award worthy piece of writing. How wrong was I? Lmao. Anyways, sometimes since I unpublished it in early 2015, I like to look back at it and laugh. So I finally decided to republish it now (May 2017) so other people can read and enjoy how terrible it is! Keep in mind a lot of this is based on other stories written by friends, and other inside jokes. So maybe it won't be as funny to others as it is to me. Oh well I'm not going to edit anything in the story, not even authors notes or anything similar. Everything will be exactly as it was a few years ago!