The Many Imperfections Of Parker Strange

[on hiatus until further creativity]

PARKER STRANGE: Insecure, (recently) single, looks like a puppy who has just been kicked.

SAM MCGALIGUR: Ex-girlfriend of Parker Strange, massive tits. Bitch.

AERYN CLARKE: Real-life personification of Greek God Narcissus, pink hair, also a bitch (in a good way, though).

HENRY KALLEN: Horny, ginger, best friend of Parker Strange.

Throw in a notebook, some self-deprecation, a dash of sarcasm, and what do you get?

Well.

[on hiatus bc im lame]