Developed Insanity: A Hetalia crack book
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Last published Tue, Feb 5, 2019
Existential crisis, prank wars, machines that defy all logic, this book has it all.
Welcome, friends, to my Hetalia crack fiction book. Think of it as an A-Z style book, except it isn't.
A wonderous tome of developed insanity, this is a compilation of all the ideas, inspiration, and wild tangents I've entertained for far too long, but weren't long enough to be made into a full book.
Ladies, gentlemen, my fellow Hetalians, welcome to my madness. Enjoy the show.
Yeah so I don't own Hetalia, thought I'd remind everyone of what they already knew.
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