Developed Insanity: A Hetalia crack book
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Existential crisis, prank wars, machines that defy all logic, this book has it all.
Welcome, friends, to my Hetalia crack fiction book. Think of it as an A-Z style book, except it isn't.
A wonderous tome of developed insanity, this is a compilation of all the ideas, inspiration, and wild tangents I've entertained for far too long, but weren't long enough to be made into a full book.
Ladies, gentlemen, my fellow Hetalians, welcome to my madness. Enjoy the show.
Yeah so I don't own Hetalia, thought I'd remind everyone of what they already knew.
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