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Developed Insanity: A Hetalia crack book

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Parts 10
Time 1h 48m

GenerallyInteresting

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Existential crisis, prank wars, machines that defy all logic, this book has it all. 

Welcome, friends, to my Hetalia crack fiction book. Think of it as an A-Z style book, except it isn't. 

A wonderous tome of developed insanity, this is a compilation of all the ideas, inspiration, and wild tangents I've entertained for far too long, but weren't long enough to be made into a full book. 

Ladies, gentlemen, my fellow Hetalians, welcome to my madness. Enjoy the show. 








Yeah so I don't own Hetalia, thought I'd remind everyone of what they already knew.All Rights Reserved

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The Actor by ImAProfessional0

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).

Putting things back together by N0L0ng3r0nHere

Francis moved to America to open up a small café, he ends up sharing a 4 bedroom house with three other people. A loud American named Alfred A quite little Canadian name Matthew And a grumpy Brit named Arthur They all seemed so familiar to him, yet he's never seen any of them. and one of them is holding a big secret from the other three.but what? .................................................. This is my first fanfic by myself. I hope y'all like it even though the hetalia fandom has died down I'm still a huge fan and thought this was a good time to leave my shell and write this. Anyway this may have FRUK in it and maybe other ones too. OOC (out of character) a lot. And an OC for the landlord. And other languages Done! I do not own hetalia I only own the plot Rated mature, just in case.

They don't need to know...|Rusame|Hetalia| by DragonPrincess22

America/Alfred has secrets. That's not a surprise as all nations have them. HE has a significant amount more than the others though. Only a few people know of his secrets. His husband Russia/ Ivan. All of his kids. His twin Canada/Matthew Others who have stayed with him before such as Lithuania. Some secrets he hasn't even told them because it would change how they look at him for better or for worse. But what happens when everyone finds out the secrets he's been keeping for centuries?

Hetalia Fandom Qoutes by AProudAsian

"Words Are Not Enough To Express A Person's Thoughts" Hi! I got bored and this happen to come in my mind! it's just a drabble where fun meets random and yeah... I was thinking that what if.... The countries are expressing what they think and it suddenly come out to become a qoute?! No seriously, that it is. Thank you in advance if you add this to your library~ Credits to: Hidekaz Himaruya for creating Hetalia Credits to: You Readers for reading~ Credits to: The creators of the pictures I used here Credits to: My random imagination for creating this whiz what.

Roadtrip?! Hetalia x Reader by That_Weirdo_one

WATTYS 2019 COMPLETED BOOK 1 *Tries to think cool quote from the book* 》"Yeah it really is beautiful" He said. "And now you are supposed to say some cheesy pick-up line" You advised. He chuckled and thought for a moment. "But not as beautiful as you.. Is that cringe enough?"《 (Nailed it) (Y/N) is a country. One day America requests few countries including (C/N) in a meeting.. Somehow they end up in Disney land. Action: Checked✔ Breaking the 4th wall: Checked✔ Romance: Checked✔ 2p's: ..Maybe? Shitty humor: Checked✔ And i think that everybody knows that i don't own Hetalia (Or do i?), you (you belong to the countries) or any of the pictures that i have used! I just own few of my OC's and the story plot.

A Hero By Any Other Name [OLD] by Ese_chicanoL

[OLD. NEW VERSION OUT NOW.] One day, Alfred had mistakenly left his journal in the meeting room. He had left his stuff behind due to an emergency back at his home, and so; the remaining nations were appalled at finding something that he'd been writing in. And unfortunately, curiosity killed the cat. Many of the others began to read the pages, which led them all to realize that Alfred was a whole lot different than what they'd thought he'd be, for being the personification of the United States. Several twists and turns begin to crumble, as a hidden secret between Arthur, Matthew, and Alfred comes to light. While Matthew descends into mental chaos- the rest of the nations manage to take back the journal, only to find out some horrible secrets the American has about them. [Disclaimer: Hetalia does not belong to me, all rightful credits go to Hidekaz Himaruya (AKA: Hima)!] - - #1 in aphamerica - 06.22.23 #1 in romanovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in felicianovargas - 06.24.23 #2 in aphprussia - 06.29.23 #2 in aphrussia - 07.03.23 - - Started: 06.XX.2023 Ended: [DISCONTINUED] - 08.13.2023

The Fake Smile He Wears by PotatoNoLife

No Ships! i do be cringing at this very hard but I'll keep it up for y'all. note that the quality is very questionable and like most people i've reflected on the cringiness <3 The Ancients saw many of their children and grandchildren suffering alone, no one noticing the other's pain. The fake mask, the 'happy' countries wore. The secrets they all hid. The Ancients couldn't let this just happen, they came up with a plan. America was the unfortunate victim and test subject. America is the happy, joyful, always smiling, and loud country, but what if everything they know about him is a lie? A mask no one could see through. The mask no one tried to look through. There was a lot they didn't know about him. A lot he hid from them. A lot he kept inside his cracking heart. Secrets will be spilled, and skeletons will come out of the closet. Feelings kept inside for so long, will come out. The sides of America they never knew of will come out today. The mask will come off today. The mask that's been worn for so long. Will he be saved? What happened to America? Who is America really? How many lies have been told? How many hearts will be broken? Did they ever know America at all? How many friendships will be built, and how many destroyed? How long has America deceived them all? How will they see America now? Will America come out of this better or worse? Was doing all of this right? Only time will tell. WARNING⚠️⚠️⚠️: Mentions of suicide, eating disorders, self harm, other mental disorders, and depression. If you are suffering from any of these things please get help. I know someone out there cares for you, if you can't find someone who cares for you, I do, so please get help. Don't ever do any of this stuff. If you don't like this stuff or if it bothers you please don't read it, if not continue, you have been warned. Some stuff may be really inaccurate and I don't mean to offend anyone. Best rank Alfred Jones #1 Cover picture isn't mine, please don't sUe mE

[{Hetalia Crack~}] by Koolaid--

Random story of~ Hetalia craked ships~ Weird Hetalia~ Okay just random in general fan fiction~ This is what happens when I'm bored and....Hetalia is drunk. (0-0")

Clueless Boy // Rusame // UkUs // by Rounsin1

Alfred knows that since he was little he was wanted. By England and France. But it comes as a surprise that he is not only wanted, but desired. By two special individuals. A clueless boy trapped between two nations that would go to the ends of the earth to get him, how will he survive? //WARNING: lemons/smut involved. May deal with touchy subjects but there will always be a warning before the chapter begins.// This is my first book so I don't expect it to get popular :/ Cover art is by @floating-tea ! Thank you so much! This story is kinda weird and the character can act OOC at moments. I do not own Hetalia. All rights to the creators.

ҪДҋ ӉЄꚌДꙆЇДҋЅ ЯЄДԀ ꚌӉЇЅ? by internetree

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The Actor

Is the clown the fool of the story, or are you? After all, the clown knows it's an act, but the audience is so lost in it that they tend to forget. Alfred had lived a long life. He'd learned a lot in it. That England was easy to gaslight if you knew what you were doing. France would back away from any show of force. Germany could ignore a bumbling idiot even as the evidence piled up just because he wasn't very good with people. Poland saw everything and read people like a book. Prussia would keep his mouth shut if you gave him enough liquor or made him obedient. Russia would turn a blind eye if you turned one to him. China never trusted anyone even if there was evidence of the contrary. His mother's revenge would play out, and it would make him the happiest man in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hetalia:Axis Powers. No ships in this book! If there is it's in the past! Mostly sibling bonding. America can shapeshift and is non-binary (he/him female titles).