autocorrect fails
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A autocorrect fail that i had today
Me: HIA GRAMCRACKER!
Dad: i became a gramcracker...
Me: DANGIT I MEANT DADCRACKER!
Dad: .3. Im a DADcracker now...
Me: I MEANT DADDY KROOGER!
Dad: .o. EDDY YOUR SIS JUST MADE ME A DADDY KROOGER!!
Me: DOGDAMNIT!
Dad: remind me to only get a gamer dog...
Me: HOW THE LIVING FUCKNUGGETS DID YOU FIND OUT MY GAMERNESS!?
Dad: when you said dogdamnit... DUCKFACE .3.
(i meant the dogdamnit and fuck nuggets)
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