Beam Short Stories Directly Into My Brain

A collection of strange tales suitable for connecting directly into one's brainstem for immediate electrical stimulation. If you're quickly assimilating the totality of human knowledge by means of a scary looking hat then, by very definition, it must include the contents of this book.

You can also read them with your eyes if you're some kind of radical Luddite, or worse the kind of fashion disaster who doesn't own a scary hat.