The elf on the shelf (based on true story that happened To me)

It was the day before thanksgiving and I found my elf on the shelf. Then the next morning........ She had a ... BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! And it also had a.....................Birth Certificate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was the cutest little certificate ever because it was elf size. She was also by an elf size tree It was cute. The next day she was on top of the tv, SHE WAS SO HIGH.! Then today when she moved she hid on a decoration door and she dropped her birth certificate.......but I got it for her thank gosh she did not drop her baby.!!!!!!! THE END