Kidnapped by One Direction

Yall I wrote this bullshit because of a dream I had last night. In no way is this a serious fic, but I felt the need to share.
I was sitting in biology class. Miss Carnes was a bad bitch, but her decision to do this assignment truly startled me. I put my long brown hair in a bun and made sure I had on close-toed shoes. "Pick your partners," she said. Me and my lifelong friend Dani made eye contact and he walked over to me.
"now kiss!" she said. My heart dropped and I began to shake in fear. I had never kissed anyone before. Dani seemed content with the plan and leaned in to kiss me. "Dani," I said. "I can't... I don't know how..." he nodded and took my hand, pulling me closer, his chest against mine. "Don't worry, I'll teach you."
One direction burst through the door, Niall shooting arrows through Dani's chest. Liam and Harry came running to me.
"What's going on?!?" I screamed.
"Your mother just sold you to us for drug money. You're ours now," Zayn hummed. I screamed. I was being kidnapped by one direction.