Well shit I've been tagged

A beautiful book about absolutely nothing.

Reviews:

"A complete waste of my time why did I read this!"
-The New Yorker

"Who wrote this it's terrible!"
-The West Side

"Don't read this it sucks."
-Scholastic

"Why does this even exist?"
-The Yellow Pages

"The worst five minutes of my life were spent reading this book. Those are five minutes of my life I'll never get back!"
-Time Magazine