In Too Deep. Klance AU

"His excuse was that I hadn't been with anyone. Oh you've never had a girlfriend. Maybe you'll find a girl, fall in love and realise this is just a phase. Bullshit if you ask me." Lance even put on a voice as an impression of his dad and I found myself chuckling loudly because it was the most stupid but hilarious thing ever.

We were a little tipsy, I have to admit. "That is bullshit. How'd he know he was straight before dating a girl?"

"Exactly! He said everyone is straight. I was like yeah, right." Lance laughed, chugging more beer. I would have stopped him from drinking so much but my tipsiness was clouding my rationality.

"Maybe you could find someone to pretend to be your boyfriend just to show you know your sexuality." Yep, I was definitely drunk.

"I have no friends except you and I can't pretend you're my boyfriend!"

"Sure you could. Your dad would only need to see us hold hands or something."