The Life-Threatening Popcorn
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- Parts 1
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Nov 25, 2018
Have you ever left your microwave unattended while popcorn's popping inside? Have you ever been chased by knife-wielding murderous popcorn? What, is that one out of two yes?
Then sit back and enjoy part 1 of the thrilling misadventures starring me and some truly salty popcorn.
Figuratively speaking salty.
...and literally.
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