Kuroshitsuji on Crack

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Parts 21
Time <5 mins

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Black Butler moments if everyone was on crack basically (including edits and memes)

Not meant to be taken seriously. Each chapter is mad short like Levi Ackerman

Yup an aot reference on a black butler story 👆All Rights Reserved

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//COMPLETED// //Black Butler Fanfiction// //SebastianxReader// //Description// Y/N is a criminal who specializes in throwing knives, she is conniving, incredibly smart, and flawless. She targets those above her rank who do illegal tasks and kills them without evidence left behind, her life is full of action until one rainy day. On that one day, she was about to kill another con, but things changed as that same day she was handpicked by Sebastian Michealis to become the Phantomhive's new maid alongside Mey-Rin. She helps the Phantomhive manor but along the way, she becomes infactuated with Sebastian. What will this lead to? Will this new feeling backfire? Or wil it lead to her death? //Disclaimer// I do not own Black Butler or it's characters. I just own the plot/storyline. //Warning// If you have not watched Season Two(2) of Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji, you might experience spoilers! //Sneak Peek// You quietly ran to a bush, looking at your prey as he greeted his family. "Ha. So the old man's got a family, how sad! They'll see him die soon enough." You whispered as you grabbed 4 throwing knives for each hand. You positioned them and made your arms form an X, and you threw. Closing your eyes, you sighed and awaited the screams that would follow. "My, my, my. What do we have here? An assassin perhaps?" A deep British voice pondered. Dang. You had been caught by someone. Before you turned around you saw the family of the criminal move inside the house. Dammit! Your knives missed him? What? You finally turned around to look at a man with brownish reddish eyes, his black hair blown lightly by the wind, and in his white gloves... were your knives. You stared at him in bewilder. "How did you catch my knives? I didn't feel the wind from you at all! Why did you save him? He deserved to die!" You exclaimed angrily. He just laughed and answered. "Would you care to join us at the Phantomhive manor?" Enjoy~

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The Captain and the Assistant by jospill

You are still as stiff as a board, trying to slowly take bites while Levi sips his tea with his free hand. You're shocked he would be so bold in front of all of his squad members. You think he couldn't possibly go any further at this point when he takes his index fingers and applies more pressure. Fuck. You do everything you can to hold back a moan. "Feeling okay?" Levi asks looking over at you. "Maybe you should go lie down." Levi says loudly enough for others to hear, but continues his torture. ........... .............................. You joined the survey corp a few months after the walls fell. Your commanders were impressed with your tactical mind, including The Erwin Smith. After training ends, you become his assistant, where you see a lot more of Levi Ackerman. Things heat up pretty quickly.. *follows the entire plot of attack on Titan -chapter 24-27 contain spoilers from manga *mostly focused on smut not plot or action -J

" 𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝘁 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲." - 𝐘/𝐍 You are a member of the Ackerman Clan - an ancient and powerful group of fighters with exceptional physical abilities. But what really sets you apart from other Ackermans is your unique "Danger Sense" ability. As soon as you sense danger approaching, a voice inside your head alerts you with a warning, giving you the chance to prepare for whatever threat may come your way. ⚔ If you love this fanfic or find it very interesting, share it with others how you think about it! Tiktok, Discord, Snapchat, etc! [ Female Reader ] Started: 6/11/2022 10k Readers: 6/28/23 20k Readers: 9/7/2023 30k Readers: 11/9/2023 40k Readers: 12/11/2023 50k Readers: 2/21/2024 60k Readers: 5/17/2024 70k Readers: 8/22/2024 80k Readers: 10/4/2024 90k Readers: 3/8/2025 100k Readers: 6/10/2025 [TW/CW] Warning! There will be violence and strong language ahead. I advise you not to read this fanfic for those who are triggered by it. #1 Ackerman (used to but its a huge accomplishment) This series is called Attack on Titan, made by Hajime Isayama. I do not own this series, lol. Also, this will contain spoilers! If you have not watched AOT, I advise you not to read this until you watch the show or manga, TY! Eren is still the main character. Art Credit: NxngOna

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