Striking Humor
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Last published Sun, Apr 14, 2019
Striker wasn't the smartest guy in the group he hanged with, that was his brother, Rikers, job. Though as soon as he moved to a newer school he realized that he can't fuck this up. He had to start over, act stupid, funny and get some new friends. Let's all hope this idiot survives this transfer
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