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Why Dont You Just Drop Dead?

unicorns_armpit

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Reads 7,027
Votes 345
Parts 24
Time 1h 22m

unicorns_armpit

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Lacey works in a coffee shop. She is obsessed with the paranormal. What happens when the strange man, Andy, visits? Are vampires real? Will you survive this fic?  (Based on: A Little Less Than Sixteen Candles A Little More Touch Me)All Rights Reserved

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