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Absurder Than Murder

LECTURAS 301
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LECTURAS 301
Votos 18
Partes 15
Hora 2h 25m

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An epic road trip featuring such things as: murder, complex solutions to simple problems (ie: murder), committing crimes (including, but not limited to: murder), team building activities (murder), a thirty litre bottle of soda, and several epic fights for justice (resulting in murder).

In this adventure I am joined by a retired detective obsessed with beavers, a mechanic with significant insight into the supernatural, a young gamer with paralysed hands, and my wife.Todos los derechos reservados

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