How Lemons can End all Civilization

<>NOTHING TO DO WITH SMUT<>

This is the story of how my friend Ella and I prevented almost all of the lemon terrorist attacks and helped the previous Lemon-Bombing victims.

[I couldn't really put anything for a tag except for 'comedy' because if I put 'lemon' then people will think it's a smut and it's not. Which is why that's the first think in the description.]