Privy Posts of the Five Kingdoms

Look, I'm not at all a serious sort of person, and a bunch of weird ideas go through my head while writing a series this long. I've never even written a series before and certainly not one that's gotten as much attention as this one. So anyways, seeing as a lot of people ask questions about The Empress Saga, and because I'm an incurable idiot, I thought it might be fun to have something here where I can talk a bit about the series and also throw in the funny ways things might have gone. Also memes. Maybe a deleted and/or alternate scene or two while I'm at it.