Random Funny Shit I Found On Wattpad
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This is a collection of humourous things I have come across on Wattpad. Some are comments, others are parts of stories.
I'm open to suggestions, just dm me if you have any, I'd love to hear from you all!
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*DISCLAMER*
I did not write any of these stories, credit goes to the authors, who's names I won't give in this book so as to avoid bullying or harassment. If you specifically wish to know the authors' names, I can dm you their information.
This book is for comical purposes only, and I wish no offense to any of the amazing authors or commentors here.
If I post something including your name I'll blur it out to keep you anonymous (unless I have your permission to do otherwise.)
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