Oh, you Wendy's Cup

I made my way to the condiments stand and placed my frosty on the counter. I grabbed some napkins but as I turned around, my elbow accidentally hit my frosty. I watched in shock as the frosty dropped to the ground.

"No!!"

I rolled my eyes and looked down at the blue frosty that was now all over the ground. I continued to assess the damage and followed my eyes to an expensive looking pair of shoes, that of course, now had blue syrup all over them.

"Are you kidding me?"

I slowly looked up to meet the eyes of an angry looking man, who was mind you, kinda hot.

SHIT.