100 things that made me accidentally die
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Hi there. Would you like to read a book that will make you mad at humanity, well here it is! 100 chapters, just for you. We all have to lose faith in humanity at least once, you know.
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Warning 1: I wrote this when I was edgy, lol. Some humor, pictures, or videos can be proved offensive to the reader. I doubt I can ever continue this to the end, so just enjoy what there is here.
Warning 2: I finished it! In my free time, anyways. So whatev
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