Baby Bama's Big Adventure
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  • Reads 80
  • Votes 2
  • Parts 1
  • Time <5 mins
Ongoing, First published May 26, 2014
My butthole was itchy and my diaper was chaffing, so I was sure the day was ruined. I had papers to fill out and bills to veto. Sometimes it's hard to be such an intelligent baby. Hell! I knew more than some most of those scientists making nuclear bombs. -Baby Bama
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Saving the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, catapults Jessica Red into a sea of magic, jewel heists, and world-saving adventure. ***** After years of watching pirates fighting with the king's navy off the coast of Harvest Island, Jessica Red saves the life of the infamous rookie pirate, Captain Ruben Kirk, and the two become fast friends. Little does she know, Ruben Kirk is only the first of three rookie pirates she'll meet during a whirlwind of sea-faring adventures - but when Jessica learns the corrupt King Mordred has plans to destroy her island home, can she convince them to help her save it? ("The Rookie Pirates" is Book 1 in "The Adventures of Jessica Red" trilogy.) [[word count: 300,000-350,000 words]]