When you see Santa in your living room your suppose to pretend you didn't see him, keep quiet, scream quietly, or maybe even call the police. I did something else. And if your thinking if I pointed the 0.73 caliber at him that sits on the fireplace your wrong. Don't worry I did later on. That is for the ones who did. Instead I did something really stupid. No I didn't kill him. Instead... now thinking of it. Something even better. I held him hostage. Come and read this story- HOHOHOHO Oh dear.
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