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SARCASTIC SHIT

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Reads 9,387
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S A R C A S M  A N D  C O M E B A C K S







"Because murder is expensive"

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EVEN FROM THE TITLE YOU KNOW THIS WON'T HAVE MUCH HOLY WORDS IN THIS!

I wrote the first(?) 183 quotes within one day ( 03.12.2018) within just 3 hours! Damn I can't feel my arms so y'all better appreciate my hard work! I'm not even exaggerating! 😂😂❤️❤️

(Also, I may or may not continue this, depends if I find shit ton of worthy sarcastic shit and comebacks....  or maybe... I'll just (maybe) do a book 2?..)All Rights Reserved

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