SARCASTIC SHIT
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Last published Mon, Dec 3, 2018
S A R C A S M A N D C O M E B A C K S
"Because murder is expensive"
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EVEN FROM THE TITLE YOU KNOW THIS WON'T HAVE MUCH HOLY WORDS IN THIS!
I wrote the first(?) 183 quotes within one day ( 03.12.2018) within just 3 hours! Damn I can't feel my arms so y'all better appreciate my hard work! I'm not even exaggerating! 😂😂❤️❤️
(Also, I may or may not continue this, depends if I find shit ton of worthy sarcastic shit and comebacks.... or maybe... I'll just (maybe) do a book 2?..)
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