Have you ever stalked that creepy-looking guy from down the road and thought, "I wonder how long it takes for him to completely combust from the total brunt-of-my-annoyance / awesomeness of me?" Really? Yeah. Me neither. But there is always a first time for anything. Behold!! Your Very Own Personal Guide On How To Annoy edward Cullen. What could possibly go wrong?
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