Your Very Own Personal Guide On How To Annoy Edward Cullen.
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Have you ever stalked that creepy-looking guy from down the road and thought, "I wonder how long it takes for him to completely combust from the total brunt-of-my-annoyance / awesomeness of me?"
Really?
Yeah. Me neither.
But there is always a first time for anything.
Behold!!
Your Very Own Personal Guide On How To Annoy edward Cullen.
What could possibly go wrong?
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