Everyone knows Alice Cooper had a baby out of wedlock. We all know it's Hal's, or is it? The chemistry, even now, is undeniable between Alice and the Serpant king FP Jones. So what if the baby wasn't Hal's as Alice claimed, but in fact, was FP's after one night when the sexual tension was too much to bear. This isn't one of those cheesy stories where it's a happy ending. This is the story of the Bastard Southside Princess. Parts of this story were put onto Tumblr before the new ban. I will say this once: I do not own Riverdale, only Athena Jones