RANDOM THINGS THAT GO ON IN MY HEAD

Me: today is going to be a wonderful day

MY UTERUS: SAYS WHO!!!!

MY OVARIES: utty utty , my partner in crime , let's get this show on the road 😎😎

MY VJAY : YALL SHOULD STOP DUMPING ALL THOSE WASTE FROM YOUR WALL LININGS ON ME !!!!!

MY FALLOPIAN TUBES: IN COMING 😣😣!!

ME 5 HOURS LATER : *clutches my stomach like I'm holding 5000 dollar Balenciaga clutch purse in yaba market * 😳

girls will understand 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

my head is crazy...do you ever just stay and have conversations with yourself
or you feel that your internal organs are talking to each other

we'll mine does
and it aint pretty most of the time darling