You Kill Me
wordsfrommay
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  • Reads 7
  • Votes 1
  • Parts 1
  • Time 11m
wordsfrommay
Ongoing, First published Dec 04, 2018
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The hilariously depressing story of Ashe - a young, drug addicted, atheist, wannabe cultist who finds God in an Arby's parking lot in the tipsy stupor of a near overdose following the news of an old friend's attempted suicide. High, bulletproof, and pumped full of Adderall he sets out on the noble quest of restoring contact with a mélange of old buddies. What ensues falls between the cracks of chaotic, comedic, and heartwarming alike.

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