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Hetalia Crack
Hetalia Crack
Neko-Blade
Reads
Reads 347,449
347,449
347K
Votes
Votes 14,432
14,432
14.4K
Parts
Parts 157
157
157
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Reads
Reads 347,449
347,449
347K
Votes
Votes 14,432
14,432
14.4K
Parts
Parts 157
157
157
Neko-Blade
Complete
Complete, First published May 27, 2014
Hetalia Crack.....yeah
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Table of contents
Hetalia Crack
Sun, Jun 1, 2014
Englands so fancy!
Sun, Jun 1, 2014
Pokemon?
Sun, Jun 1, 2014
The Ramen Song
Tue, Jun 3, 2014
Yaoi?
Sun, Jun 15, 2014
Japans Yaoi
Fri, Jun 20, 2014
Poland
Sat, Jun 21, 2014
160+ reads
Mon, Jun 23, 2014
Paint it, Pink
Wed, Jun 25, 2014
Canada's Dinner
Sat, Jun 28, 2014
Romano's predictions
Sun, Jun 29, 2014
China's hands
Tue, Jul 1, 2014
World Cup
Wed, Jul 2, 2014
Ice Cream
Wed, Jul 2, 2014
Just Dance 4
Thu, Jul 3, 2014
4th of July
Fri, Jul 4, 2014
Hungary doesn't like PruAus
Wed, Jul 9, 2014
Poor Alfred
Thu, Jul 10, 2014
Hungary's stash
Mon, Jul 14, 2014
World Cup 2014
Tue, Jul 15, 2014
UsUk Tea or Coffe
Thu, Jul 17, 2014
Italy and Germany react to Yaoi
Sun, Jul 20, 2014
Friends of Music
Sun, Jul 20, 2014
Wat....
Sun, Jul 20, 2014
Fish
Sun, Jul 20, 2014
Just a quick note thing
Sun, Jul 20, 2014
Only in America
Sun, Jul 20, 2014
Chigi!
Mon, Jul 21, 2014
How Germany found out what Italys curl does
Tue, Jul 22, 2014
No update for a week ._.
Tue, Jul 22, 2014
The most random thing ever
Thu, Jul 24, 2014
Prussia's Milkshake
Fri, Jul 25, 2014
Buon San Valentino
Fri, Jul 25, 2014
Quick A/N
Sat, Jul 26, 2014
The Yaoi Service
Sun, Jul 27, 2014
I can't even......
Tue, Jul 29, 2014
A/N
Thu, Jul 31, 2014
Another A/N, Sorry
Thu, Jul 31, 2014
Neko's problem
Fri, Aug 1, 2014
Holy Bananas.....
Fri, Aug 1, 2014
Ehhh
Fri, Aug 1, 2014
NUUUU (final A/N)
Sat, Aug 2, 2014
........ (A/N)
Tue, Aug 5, 2014
#5?
Thu, Aug 7, 2014
The big-ass update
Sat, Aug 9, 2014
How to get pregnent (Hetalia Version)
Mon, Aug 11, 2014
What the Holy Hell?
Mon, Aug 11, 2014
Its hard out there for a Poland!
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
10k...
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
Poor Alfred (part. 2!)
Fri, Aug 15, 2014
America's senses
Sat, Aug 16, 2014
America the banana
Tue, Aug 19, 2014
What happens when you give Neko gummy bears
Wed, Aug 20, 2014
..........12K
Wed, Aug 20, 2014
Englands London Bridge
Sat, Aug 23, 2014
The spoooooon
Sat, Aug 23, 2014
Doctor....Who?
Tue, Aug 26, 2014
True Story XD
Fri, Aug 29, 2014
Russia's Vodka
Fri, Aug 29, 2014
Poland Falls
Sun, Aug 31, 2014
Tomato juice
Sun, Aug 31, 2014
A/N Cover Change
Sun, Aug 31, 2014
Doitsu must shine bright
Tue, Sep 2, 2014
I dont know what to title this.....XD
Wed, Sep 3, 2014
Wat......Da....Hell
Thu, Sep 4, 2014
Fab Off
Sat, Sep 6, 2014
New Season Bloopers~
Sun, Sep 7, 2014
31K and #2?!
Mon, Sep 8, 2014
A/N (sorry)
Thu, Sep 11, 2014
How to tell Italy and Romano appart
Fri, Sep 19, 2014
England wasnt in the mood....
Sun, Sep 21, 2014
Something I thought up on the spot....
Wed, Sep 24, 2014
5 x 2?
Sat, Sep 27, 2014
A thing.....And stuff.....
Thu, Oct 2, 2014
SIVS
Sun, Oct 5, 2014
A/N EXAMS ARE KILLING MEH
Mon, Oct 6, 2014
Cheese
Fri, Oct 10, 2014
XD Real life occurance
Mon, Oct 13, 2014
BLAME CANADA!!!
Thu, Oct 16, 2014
GERITA!!!!
Sun, Oct 19, 2014
Sorry~
Mon, Oct 20, 2014
Im back bitches!
Sat, Oct 25, 2014
Muther trucking Sims 4
Wed, Oct 29, 2014
Happy Halloween!
Fri, Oct 31, 2014
I found mein bretherin
Tue, Nov 4, 2014
100k?!?
Fri, Nov 7, 2014
The answer and winner!!!
Fri, Nov 7, 2014
Update
Fri, Nov 21, 2014
America is one with the lions
Tue, Nov 25, 2014
Germany and Maddie play FNAF
Sun, Nov 30, 2014
England's wish
Mon, Dec 8, 2014
Murica and Canada
Wed, Dec 10, 2014
I have exams
Tue, Dec 16, 2014
Finished
Sat, Dec 20, 2014
Pokemon Part 2
Tue, Dec 23, 2014
A/N
Wed, Dec 24, 2014
100
Fri, Dec 26, 2014
Idk what to call this....
Sun, Jan 4, 2015
Creepypasta about Hetalia
Mon, Jan 19, 2015
World War 4?!
Mon, Jan 19, 2015
Everyone is crazy here..
Mon, Jan 19, 2015
Axis Powers Project
Sat, Jan 24, 2015
ERMAGERD DIS IS SPECIAL
Sat, Jan 24, 2015
The adventures of the yaoi club!!
Sat, Jan 24, 2015
Ermagerd halp me im bored
Sun, Jan 25, 2015
Like America's status
Sun, Feb 1, 2015
Who? Vs. America
Sat, Feb 7, 2015
Im so fricking immature XD
Sun, Feb 8, 2015
:(
Sun, Feb 8, 2015
Guess who!!!
Wed, Feb 11, 2015
Valentines Day!!!
Sat, Feb 14, 2015
Fan suggested shit
Sun, Feb 15, 2015
The Yaoi Club writes poetry
Sun, Feb 15, 2015
Bringing fab back
Mon, Feb 16, 2015
THE SHIP!!! ITS CANON
Thu, Feb 19, 2015
Canada and Amercica
Thu, Feb 19, 2015
Bad puns
Thu, Feb 19, 2015
SIKE!!!
Sun, Mar 1, 2015
Guys guys guys
Sun, Mar 1, 2015
Alrighty then.......
Sat, Mar 7, 2015
Im quite peeved!!(hetaia version)
Sun, Mar 8, 2015
Cosplay!!!!
Wed, Mar 11, 2015
HOLY SHIT!!!
Wed, Mar 11, 2015
Sand Guardian
Thu, Mar 12, 2015
New OTP
Fri, Mar 13, 2015
Laws in 'Murica
Sat, Mar 14, 2015
England
Sun, Mar 15, 2015
Lol Alfred
Sun, Mar 29, 2015
Sorry
Wed, Apr 1, 2015
America at night
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
Japan the Yaoi God!?
Tue, Apr 28, 2015
Echolocation
Sun, May 24, 2015
England's bedtime story
Sun, May 24, 2015
Senpai song
Sun, May 24, 2015
The Yaoi Diary!
Wed, May 27, 2015
Holy fuck
Fri, Jun 19, 2015
Canada is forgotten....again
Fri, Jul 3, 2015
Yaoi Prison? (Parody of a parody)
Fri, Jul 3, 2015
America Making his way
Sun, Jul 12, 2015
Last A/N!
Tue, Jul 21, 2015
What?!
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
The talk
Wed, Jul 29, 2015
IKEA
Sun, Aug 2, 2015
Cheese
Wed, Aug 12, 2015
SUCK IT LOZERZZZZ
Mon, Aug 24, 2015
Noot noot motherfuckers
Mon, Aug 24, 2015
Babehz
Mon, Aug 24, 2015
Motherfucking apple
Mon, Aug 24, 2015
Yoooooo
Sat, Sep 19, 2015
The Yaoi Crew's main struggle
Fri, Sep 25, 2015
The end
Thu, Oct 1, 2015
The End part 2
Thu, Oct 1, 2015
The End for real now
Thu, Oct 1, 2015
FEAST MY SWEET SMOL CHILDREN
Thu, May 5, 2016
Bringing "Hell no" back
Thu, May 5, 2016
I have a Youtube!
Sun, May 22, 2016
IMPORTANT UPDATE
Mon, Apr 13, 2020
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Sun, May 22, 2016
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Mon, Apr 13, 2020
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