''Oh, fuck me.'' ''Don't mind if I do.'' I'd like to think that once this book is finished it will have the power to ruin you. But then again who am I to say so I have no idea what I was on, when I wrote the first few chapters but the grammar is not the best. I seemed to have forgotten what commas are, and that tenses exist. I'll edit this as soon as possible and then continue the story with better chapters, hopefully. Thanks for sticking around or, if you're just discovering this, hi! Can't wait for this to pop up during my job interview.