Vumbridge (WARNING: SMUT!)
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Last published Sun, Apr 28, 2019
It's just a normal day at Hogwarts. Umbridge surrounded by her feline plates while torturing all of the pupils and suddenly Voldemort BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR!!!? What will he do?? bring havoc on the wizards and witches or something very...very strange?
It's just a joke if you didn't realize °3°
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