How to Outwit a Witchy Bitch
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Edna 'Ed' Morgan is a witch.
She is also an archaeologist, specializing in lost civilizations. SHe had only just returned from a year-long dig in Peru when mystery and danger come knocking at Ed's door. Fantastic. Except it isn't. Edna is being arrested for murder. A murder she didn't commit. Racing against the clock, and the courts, Ed needs to utilize every trick in her book to discover the witch behind the murder, why they are framing Ed, and why that police detective is so fricken hot. All before her bail is up, or she dies.
Because everyone knows the only one capable of outwitting a witchy bitch, is a bitchy witch.
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