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EternalLaughter

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I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.)

Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real.  

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SURVIVOR - The Parody by Luv4_Ava

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ASK & DARE: Jeff The Killer by ChocolateBluZ

Is it wasnt obiviously enough Im making an Ask Jeff book That only people who actually know this creepypasta would understand. If you dont know who he is heres a link: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Jeff_the_Killer I do ACCEPT request of anything dare or question. Please comment and vote Thank you!!!! Read up!!!!!! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ P.s :Im under a bed, I've been looking for Jeff but sadly when i found him he tried to kill me PLEASE HELP ME AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! HIS HAS MY LEG, "DONT YOU DARE, TOUCH MY COMPUTER,YOU,YOU" "Oh ChocolateBluz, just go to sleep"He smirked ~~~~~~~ 2 DAYS LATER~~~~~~~~~ This is bull, What the hell is wattpad. *clicks my works* "Huh, Ask me, will that sounds interesting" "ASK ME QUESTIONS VICTIMS". *Sign out* ((COMPLETED))

Painted smile: A new killer by WolfChannie18

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