Dear Journal: I'm not a little boy anymore! So don't make the fact that I have a diary fool you! That fact aside, I'm scared. Today (Name) and I brought home our first child: A lovely little girl. I have no idea how to raise a daughter! (Name) suggested I keep a journal so I can know when I mess up in the future, so here I am. I don't know what to do, but all I know is that I have to give her the world. Oh, the baby's crying. I have to stop writing for now. Don't most diaries have a special little signing off phrase? Well, I'll just go with that. Signing Off, Ricken