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Em andamento, Primeira publicação em mai 27, 2014
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Hello inter-web! If you are reading this it means you've stumbled upon a wonderful little story that will be frequently updated as new material actually happens. This is the story of my life. It is in no way tragic, or romantic, or in anyway super extraordinary. I have this weird sense of humor that is both sarcastic and dark, with a bit of smart-ass mixed in. I, unfortunately, live in a town that can only be described as "Red-Neckville U.S. of A." I am a fairly intelligent, cynical, politically inclined liberal (hey, that kinda rhymed) who despises most of the people she knows, and has enough stories about the stupidity of myself and others to share with you, beloved reader! All names will be changed, of course, but the stories will remain untouched. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the awkward spectacle that is my life.
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